Never Again?

Once upon a time there was a bald man-child who worked with picking up boxes. After lifting like 500 boxes or something like that the ape-man picked up a box that had "Fragile" stamped on it; Since this man was a lower being he did not listen to the box's word. Out of the box came the most masculine specimen of the human being (you can tell by the fedora).

After that day the extremely alpha thing from the box returned dragons to the world and made everyone respect his super sexy fedora. Also the man-child never lifted a box again, or did he?